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If (visitor == 'me') {
print("A fool like you shall never have one!");
}
else if (visitor == 'friends and family') {
print("You got to be fool to land here!!");
}
else if (visitor == 'stranger') {
print("You may not be necessarily a fool, though chances are you ARE!!!");
}
die("comment if you wanna rant");


The "gimped" image you see above is a snapshot of how my homepage looked for the last 6 months. That is equivalent to atleast 6 million internet-years. Sure it did not take same number of human-years to build Rome. Its just that the (bloody) proverb suited the perfectionist and the procrastinator in me pretty well. I have got real now. After all Web and Greece Italy are not the same.